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'listen. listen.' 'listen to me carefully.' 'chose.' 'there were three brothers.' run. otherwise you will be beaten. did you inform your familythat you are going to die? idiot. "listen. listen."

"there were three brothers." "pigeon. pigeon." "parrot. parrot." "the third is butterfly." "choose." "they would quarreland lead their life." "they would take moneyfrom their father as well." "they would drink bed tea." "in a cup and a saucer."

'you must be wonderingthat in this snow storm..' '..when everybody isrunning in the other direction..' '..they must not havecome here for a vacation.' 'you are right.' 'let's begin the story.' 'from three years ago.' 'chigar jeet gill.' 'alias chiksi.' 'bathinda's famous grumpy man.'

'love. friendship. brotherhood.' 'these words don'texist in his dictionary.' what happened? eat. glady has prepared'samosa' (fried snacks).. ..so affectionately. uncle, glady? call glady. glady.

come, dear. hello. son. listen to me. bye. bye. listen. 'another boy left.' 'this is chiksi's problem.' 'his daughters are not cultured.'

'and chiksi is not sorich that somebody..' '..will marry his fat..' you think you have become richby opening a shop of drawstrings. i was crazy that i married you. go to your father's house. why are you living here? i will go. once my daughters get married.. ..i won't stay inthis pauper's house.

businessman. swat flies. how many more teethwill you extract, doctor? i am not gettingrelief from this pain. 'harpreet gill.' 'alias happy.' 'he is a dentist.' 'he has only onesolution for all oral ailments.' shifting pain.

this is shifting pain. it keeps shifting fromone tooth to the other. you broke my tooth. it doesn't mean that iwill waive this month's rent. i will recover this month's as wellas previous five months' rent.. ..along with interest. 'he is fed up of shifting hisclinic the way he shifts pain.' 'but his income doesn't increase.' 'and the queue ofmoneylenders doesn't diminish.'

'shifting pain.' 'fancy gill.' 'alias..' '..fancy.' 'punjabi films'..' silence. action. village head. you didn't let mysister get married.

today, i will take myrevenge with this gun. i will kill you. each bullet of my gun iscraving for your blood. i will rip open yourchest and drink your blood. you doggie.- cut. again english. you can't say a simple,easy punjabi dialogue. a simple, easy punjabi dialogue. nether is it simple nor isit easy nor is it a dialogue.

what! nowadays english is in vogue. english clothes. english movies. english dialogue. you will teach me? it will be good if you learn now. once i go to hollywood.. ..i won't come back.

throw out this hollywood chap. what will you throw me out? i am leaving your punjabi films. i wanted five muscles. you made me compromise with three. you don't let mework on the character. director. hold this. alta vista, baby.

'what a style!' 'like his name fancy wantseverything fancy in his life.' 'there is just ashortage of money and brains.' one. two. hey, handsome. pick up your phone. wait, darling.- pick up your phone. what? today is grandpa'sfourth day death ceremony.

see this foolish guy. at least today you shouldhave worn suitable clothes. what, man? grandpa loved this shirt. yes. but what will people say? you are so concerned about people. you didn't even attendgrandpa's final rites. what will people say? i had an emergency operation.

emergency? what emergency do dentists have? he must have gone toclean prime minister's teeth. brother. all of you meet after a long time. and you start fightingwithout wasting any time. you created such a furor atyour father's funeral too. at least show somerespect for your late grandpa. mr. chaddha, he started it first.

shall i show you whostarted it first? - stop it. stop it. again the same thing. i want to talk to allthree brothers urgently. come to my officetomorrow morning at 10 o'clock. whatever work you have,finish it today. i can't tolerate themfor two days continuously. yes. whatever you wantto say, say it here. who will again crossswords with him tomorrow? legal work is done in the office.

and i don't work on sunday. me too. tomorrow morning. 10 o'clock. in my office. when did he buy an office? take this. you read it. very good, mr. chaddha. eco-friendly office.

did you read it? i don't understand anything. what legal nonsense is this? so this is your grandpakhetrapal gill's last will. will. what did he have? that he made a will. did he leave debts for us? look.

many years ago your grandpabought a british man's hill.. ..in himachal on myfather's saying. a british man's hill. wow! he wanted tocultivate an apple garden. if he hadcultivated an apple garden.. ..he would have at least eatenthose apples and made his health. yes. an apple a daykeeps the doctor away. look. the doctor spoke.

doctors cure people. they don't extracthealthy people's teeth. what do fifth standardfail and nursery fail know.. ..about medical profession? i will show you. brother, what is this?- who is nursery fail? what is this? can't all three of youlive without fighting? at least listen to me.

exactly. silly kids. yes, mr. chaddha. tell us. what was i saying? apples. yes. apple.- not apple. hill. yes. the hill is 2 1/2hours away from the canal. and there an important project of.. ..animal welfare trustis going to be passed.

should we collect animals' dung? first let me finish.- tell us. in a few years' time when thetrust's project will be passed.. ..that land will cost billions. 'now, let me seewho calls me pauper.' 'along with all my three daughtersi will send-off billo too.' 'acting smart.' 'now, nobody can stop mefrom going to america.' 'i will directly go to hollywood.'

'and i will make a good action filmwith beautiful foreigner girls.' 'return of blue lagoon.' 'enough of working.' 'i will throw the money onthe moneylenders' face.' 'and i will open a niceshop of dry cleaning.' 'i will live peacefully.' 'peacefully.'- where are all three of you lost? you have still not got the wealth. and all three of youare weaving dreams.

forget being rich. now, we will become very rich. not so easily, chiksi. why? we will inherit it, right? but as per the will allthree of you will get the land.. ..three years after his death. after three years. should we sit idle till then? why will you sit idle?

your grandpa has madearrangements for that as well. as per the will, yourgrandpa's inheritors.. ..that is, all three ofyou will get the land.. ..when all three ofyou will perform.. ..his death anniversary on thathill for the next three years. you will have to reach thehill before 12 o'clock.. ..on the day of thedeath anniversary. and spend the whole day there. sounds like reality show.

big brother's punjabi version. three brothers. shut up. not just that, if any of you don'tfulfill the condition of the will.. ..then his land will be sold and.. ..instead of you somebodyelse will get the money. that person'sidentity is mentioned.. ..in your grandpa's second will. and his identity will remain asecret for three years and 30 days..

..from the date of his death. it's a bit confusing. will you please explain it again? stop your nonsense. i don't want to stay on a hill. that too withthese two foolish boys. i also don't want towaste my two days. i also don't wantto stay on the hill. fine. as you wish.

but think about it. hill worth billions. british mansion. and just two days in a year. find some other solution. think of a scheme. your grandpa hatched a scheme. what do i do? another thing.

as per the will allthree brothers will have to.. ..keep your grandpa'sashes with you for a year. and each year you willhave to take it with you. what place he hasselected as his home! light. light. you.. what a mess! come on. oh, no.

to hell with the light. i don't have to seebeautiful faces. door. where is the door? brother. brother. brother, are you alive? i won't die before killing you. why didn't you switch on the light? did fancy come?

you started actingsmugly as soon as you came. "brother, are you alive?" "did fancy come?" "why didn't youswitch on the light?" yes. yes. break the door. why are you moving so much? i am searching for the signal. i don't know where fancy is.

he is fancy. he must be playing a ruse somewhere. who is it? fancy, you. i am fancy. one more fancy. fancy might forgetto bring the ashes. stop talking negatively. even a fool like fancy can'tforget ashes worth billions.

in such a weather? on a motorcycle? a fool like fancy can do anything. don't increase my blood pressure. blood pressure has to increase. i had never imagined thatmy efforts of two years.. ..will be wasted like this. all my dreams will shatter. what are you blabbering? you remember the condition,don't you?

we have to reach before 12 o'clock. if he doesn't come on time.. ..we won't get the wealth. and freedom. and your old agewon't be comfortable. what's the time? now?- no. when your father got married. what's the time now? this..

11:30. let him come. today, i will meet him lovingly. i will shake hands. i will hug him. i will give him a few kisses. when he will relax and sit,i will kick him from behind. this is what fancy deserves. i think in our entire familyyou are the only sensible person.

liar. no. really, brother. that's why i respect you so much. get lost. it's very cold, right? so? light the fire. brother, you know. last year too icouldn't light the fire.

i will make a peg for you. you light it. is this done? no care. no worry. he. his bike. and his dog. don't talk about the dog. last year he gobbled myentire bottle of digestive pills. and he shitted all over the house.it was reeking so badly. fool.

brother. brother, dosomething about the smoke. it's blowing inside. the house is so dirty. i don't know what filth is it. brother, do you remember? monkeys used tofrequent the well of love. you remind me of them. brother, why are you beating me? brother. brother, i was just..

brother, no. laugh. now, laugh. brother. shut up. shut up. i told you. shut up. brother.- shut up. shut up. shut up. don't you understand hindi? listen to me..

i am feeling cold. that's all that i wanted to say. brother, you again got angry. i was just..- get up. no. no, brother. no. get up. brother, i.. carry the door. ihave to hammer the nail. yes. door.

tell me one thing. why did you say,"you are very sensible?" "i respect you a lot." me? when did i say that? you said it just now. no. you didn't say it? no. i didn't say any such thing.

it's done. brother, you are a carpenter too. yes. i will show you my carpentry. take this. get lost. open the door. break it and come in. this is called being sensible. brother, open. please open. you feign innocence.

you know how to cross swords. brother, i don't cross swords. you are a liar. come on. say it openly.- what? say, "i, harpreet gill, am thebiggest liar, the biggest fraud.." "..and the mostquarrelsome person in the world." and you are the worstbrother in the world. i know that. but you can't comein by saying this.

the password is something else. say the password. open the door. otherwise do rock androll outside, in the snow. okay. fine. i, harpreet gill, am thebiggest liar in the world. and what else? the biggest fraud and themost quarrelsome person. - yes. i, harpreet gill, am thebiggest liar, the biggest fraud.. ..and the mostquarrelsome person in the world.

say it loudly.- i didn't enjoy it. yes. i am a liar. i am a fraud. i am a quarrelsome person. come. you are feeling cold, right? i will give you cream. apply the cream. and you will be fine.

take this. what happened?- where are you applying it! what happened? tell me. i don't know whatgrandpa was thinking.. ..when he kept this crazy condition. if he had watched this,he would have cried. cried. come hail or storm. your head will bowin front of me today.

who whistled? this is 'ram leela' (playbased on lord ram's life). not a marriage. that you are whistling. this ape will surely bepunished for his insolence. set his tail ablaze. you fool. you are right.- be in character. be in character.

tie the ape tightly. we won't offer himlanka's buttermilk. move. this land is our livelihood. it's our mother. let me tell you. uncle, your motheris like my mother. and you can havemeals in our resort. for free. don't youunderstand simple language?

i don't want to sell my land. otherwise i willbury you in the ground. talking nonsense. he will buy my mother. i will remove yourclothes and make you naked. he will buy my land. look, chiksi. not just me, but theentire village knows. for khetrapal gilleverybody is equal.

he sees everyone equally. he has only one eye. so he is bound tosee everyone equally. pump the water. so you have decided? i am not afraid of anyone. chiksi. how dare you! you sold the landwithout my permission.

you are notwilling to give me money. i will have to do something, right? you sold your mother for 500,000. don't you feel ashamed? i explained to you so many times.. ..that there is nothingin the city. if not about yourself, at leastthink about your small brothers. don't run away fromyour responsibilities. let me tell you.

you can also takecare of them, grandpa. i will go to the cityand open a shop of clothes. i will do some suitable job. all my friendshave gone to the city. and i am taking care of thefields for the past four years. and i have become their mother. you shouldn't follow suit blindly. is there any shortagein the village? tell me. yes. there is a shortage.

if there is no shortage,we have not prospered too. in this decrepit village. shameless. you argue with me. go and cancel the deal. grandpa, i have given my word. as it is, i am sellingonly my share of the land. you are talking about share. listen to me carefully.

you won't get asingle piece of my land. since that day ididn't enter that house. grandpa deliberated addedthis clause in the will. so that after his deathwe also fight and die. and we don't get a penny. that's why i am saying. have some mercy. we have spent two years peacefully. let us spend thisyear too peacefully.

fine. we will bepeaceful until fancy comes. after that i will have tovent out my anger on him. after all, he also hasa share in the wealth. come. the door is open. come in. fancy. brother, i think heis not in his senses. did you recognize me? i am your elder brother.

brother chiksi. i suggest make a peg for him too. he might come to hissenses after drinking liquor. i will make a peg. but if he is againdoing some drama.. ..i swear, i won't spare him. come. fancy, come. come. come. fancy, here.

he is stuck to it. sit. sit. take this. give it to him. liquor. brother chiksi's liquor. beware if you wasted my liquor. drink liquor. and tell us where the ashes are. ashes.

where are the ashes, fancy? grandpa. where is grandpa? dead. he is dead. wow! wow! this smart guy's mind is working. we didn't know. brother.- happy.

fancy.- fancy. brother. okay. okay. we gave our attendance. now, shall we come to the point? oh, god. fancy. fancy. drink liquor in leisure. fine? i will make another peg for you.

yes. i will make another peg. is it your father's liquor? i am a murderer. all this happened because of me. have you gone crazy? all this happenedbecause of me, happy. it's not your fault. yes, happy. it is. no. yes.

yes. no. yes. no. i am responsible for everything. drink liquor and listen. he was sufferingfrom heart problems. he had grown old. he wasn't that old. brother, you also say something. where are the ashes, you fool? i had tied him tightly.

i don't know how all this happened. my motorbike slipped on the way. and he fell down. 'change the song, shanky.' 'shanky, change the song.' 'what happened?' 'change the song.' brother, relax. relax. i had tied him so tightlywith my pajama's drawstring.

you tied him to the motorcyclewith your pajama's drawstring. brother, sit. i can't believe it. brother, he is not in his senses. he is unconscious since birth. it's been three yearssince the old man died. and he found out now. brother, i think itwon't be so bad. fancy, did it break?

tell me, fancy. did it break? how badly did it break, fancy? very badly, happy. very badly. the new drawstring ofthe new pajama broke. my sweet child. sweet child? what child? whose child? shanky. he is dead.

he is talking about the dog. i will chop him into pieces. brother, relax. shut up, you fool.- brother. i want the urn of ashes right now.- yes. ask him where hehas kept it. ask him. i am asking him,brother. i am asking him. ask him.- i am asking him. here.

tell me. do you remember? we came here last year too. i brought grandpa here. and the year before thatbrother chiksi brought him here. right? this year it wasyour turn. yours. right? tell me. where is grandpa? grandpa?

yes. grandpa. happy. yes. grandpa is dead. i will.. brother. brother. brother. one moment. i know. we know that grandpa is dead. but where is he now? in hell.

brother. brother, one moment. i didn't mean that.- so? ash. did you bring the urn of ashes? shanky and the urn were together. shanky. brother.- shanky. shanky. brother. brother. fancy. -yes. forget shanky for one minute.i can't forget shanky!

for one minute! focus! focus! focus! you..- me.. grandpa's.. -grandpa's.. grandpa's..- grandpa's.. why are you making dirty gestures? ask him directly whereare grandfather's ashes? yes, where are his ashes? ashes?- yes, the ashes. ashes?- yes.

it is in the ice box. you have kept the ashesin the ice box? - yes. my shanky! oh, shanky! i will not spare you alive today.- no, brother.. come here. i will cut you topieces today and fly it in rdm. no, brother!- come here. no, brother! brother, listen.it was some misunderstanding. the ashes are safe in the ice box.

with shanky, right? i will bring and showit to you right now. yes, grandfather andshanky are together. oh, yes, in the ice box. and the ashes are in the pot. yes. hey, the pot is in the box too. and shanky is in the box too.- yes, yes. shanky is in my mouth,wretched guy! here! here it is! here it is!

stop it, brother. brother, what are you doing?what are you doing? keep patience, he is still a kid. you go and bring fancy. today i'll feed you tandoorifancy and what do they call it.. ..yes, hot dog. brother! i had a terror in my heart. thank god everything else is fine.

he will come to hissenses by the morning. he has not come to hissenses till the age of 40 years.. ..how the hell will he cometo his senses in the morning? i think let's puthim out on the sofa. i think let's keep him lying there.. ..and let's run away bysetting fire to this place. by the way, it is so cold, butstill you didn't light the fire? i had made an effort. yes, i know whatefforts you would have made.

global warming. forget it. i can't light this fire. come on, let's go andrepair the door first.. ..otherwise we will freeze in cold. relax. chill. we will really chill till then. the cold is getting in. then you do it yourself. let me relax first.

all right. then whyshouldn't i relax too? yes. so you too drink,chiksy. who has stopped you? i am talking about real relaxation. press? how can yourelax by pressing? i wonder when you willgive up your girlish habits. by god, i have a doubt sometimes. drink quietly. you don'tknow what pleasure it gives. you don't know, i know everything. you are unable to forgether today too. - whom?

gurleen kaur. it is written on your face. "across the sea, beyond the sea.." "..the promise offriends lies amidst it." "someone should come and askabout the well-being of friends." ..the promise offriends lies amidst it."" 'this girl is a big liar.' 'wait, i'll send your copyto the head master today.' 'why you didn't do your homework?'

'whose wedding is it?- mine.' 'whom are you marrying?- with a doctor.' 'it's a lie.- no.' 'of course.' "there is friendship across andbeyond, raavi flows amidst it." "raavi urges thefriends to drown at night.." ..and swim during the day."" "drown and come to meet,be victorious." "give a fake hug, be victorious."

"sometimes get drowned.be a winner." "sometimes swim. be a winner." "all the talks came to my lips." "but i couldn't tell any." "my heart consoled me a lot." "in your name in your name." "the memories ofseparation have spread." "i have followed many shadows." "i have undergone so many sorrows."

fancy, what are you doing here? go back! scram! oh, darn! what is this, happy? these are caps. shall i wear the cap?- yes, wear it. oh, look at these caps. where is your brother? i don't know. why? he ran away with myclothes from behind.

which clothes? it was a new suit which aunthad gifted me on my birthday. the expensive one. it's a lie.- no. of course.- no. good grief! look atthis shameless boy. he is up to mischiefthe entire day. have you got admission atamritsar dental college? i have got a scholarship atlaw college in chandigarh.

it's a lie. no. of course. no. give me. come on, give me. no. it is a gift. there is a teddy bear under it. what have you brought for yourself?a bunny, rabbit. return it. come on, return it. if you don't want then return it.

no, no. i won't return it. light it. it has burst. very good. oh, my god! happy! happy! happy, stop! stop. oh, i am on fire. happy! happy, stop. grandfather, lookwhat happy is doing. "across the sea, beyond the sea..

..the promise offriends lies amidst it." i was separated from mygurleen because of you. you have ruined my life. yes. and haven't you ruined my life? me? how? because of the capyou had made me wear.. ..first that fat auntthrashed me and then grandfather. i was thrashed sobadly that today too.. ..my hands and feet run coldon watching a ladies banian.

did you ever spot her after that? i don't keep a watch on other woman. but if i knew thatyou affection for her.. ..perhaps i would havefound out something. forget it. she was a hirni (deer). she was not a deer but horny. hey, mind your tongue! i am just joking. i am just kicking. chill.

never mind. never mind. i'll help you. give me the best. give me the best. and you too have adrink till then. come on. i am sorry, happy. cheers. "oh, love you, baby." hey, do you remember manpreet? happy, very fast.

manpreet. uncle dhillon's daughter. oh, manpreet. yes. what a name! what a doggie! she was a very smart doggie. yes. she was very trained. she was trained butshe had a drawback. she used to smell awful. dirty girl. like like.. hey, my shirt!

no, she is dirtier than her. you have burned my shirt. oh! happy, i am sorry. i am sorry. what will i wear tomorrow? you wear my shirt, happy.it's okay. happy, i am sorry. you don't touch my clothes. i won't touch it, iwill just press it. you will not do anything.return my press.

look, don't get angry. i willpress all your clothes today. return my press. return the press. take it. ouch! i have already given it,why are you shouting now? you have burned my hand. liar! just now you saidthat i have burned your shirt. bloody liar! he is needlessly creating confusion.

sometimes he says i've burnedhis shirt and sometimes his hand. it's okay. not bad. look, it is repaired. fantastic, happy. very good. you are a carpenter too.a cheap carpenter. come here. have you gone crazy? everyone is mad. happy, youare mad, i am mad, he is mad. give me wine! from where are you speaking, happy?

from where are you speaking?give me wine. brother! brother! oh, you are alive. brother is alive. brother. brother is stuck, happy. fancy. fancy. yes. happy. brother. yes? please sit. sit.

sit. sit down. give me wine. brother! give me wine. i have it, brother. shanky, i mean, fancy.. yes? you prepare the drink for brother,i'll be right back. me? okay. a new bottle. give me wine. how desperate he isfor wine! very bad.

drinking is injuryof health, brother. oh, shut up! here, brother. brother, listen. listen to me. brother! wake up, brother! brother, slap me now. who had hit on my head? grandfather! hey, this dog! throwthis dog out of here.

relax. relax, brother. throw this dog outof here right now. oh, shanky! my shanky! we'll have to open the door first. he too. throw both ofthese dogs out of here. shanky! shanky! doctor, i am havinga splitting headache. do something about it too. it is done.

fancy, brother has fainted again. it's tonic time. but brother is senselesssince childhood, happy. i'll bring one blanket. rolling time. roll, baby, roll. roll,shanky, roll. roll, baby, roll. fancy! fancy! brother's head is invisible.

it is visible again. i am sorry. i am sorry. i had mistaken. it is visible. it is visible. brother is sleeping. you too are notfeeling sleepy, right? no problem. shanky will sleepwith uncle chiksi today. with whom?

good boy. good boy. hey, the door has fallen again? no problem. i willadjust it. i will adjust it. there is snow fall outsideand the door fall inside. hey? happy is also sleeping? hedidn't wish me good night too. happy is also sleeping. brother is sleeping too. shanky is also sleeping. i'm also sleeping.

bottle of wine, good night. happy! good morning.. happy? what happens? who has done this? where is brother? where is shanky! shanky! shanky! shanky! i have buried one wretched dog.

now it's turn of these two dogs. happy, tell me where is shanky? brother chiksi has taken him. brother has takenshanky for a stroll? not for a stroll, to bury him. you have killed shanky?! my shanky?! brother, you have donea very wrong thing.. i will make everything right now. a drama had takenplace here last night.

what had happened? someone had hit asolid blow on my head. who had hit it? yuck! oh, darn! thismorning time is really bad. open it and go to the latrine. will i open it before you? what, man? open theropes and go to toilet. the gas is formed due toempty stomach last night.. ..nothing else.

i'll eat something andthen teach you a lesson. hey! this is dog food! where is food? where is food?! i am asking you. why are you asking me?have i hidden it? i am asking this baldy. what do i knowwhere he has hidden it? say where you have kept it.

nowhere. why willi keep it anywhere? you have just saidthat you have hidden it. i mean to say have i hidden it? you haven't?- no. then what's the problem?- you. you should know about it. you were supposed tobring food and ice.. ..and you have broughtthis this wretched dog food. here, you only eat it.

i forgot. you forgot? now you have forgotten whereyou have kept the food too? no, happy, am i mad thati'll forget the food somewhere? i forgot to bring the food. what?! oh, i am sorry, brother! liar, i will teachyou a lesson just now. brother! brother, i am sorry.

so you forgot? you forgot? no! i haven't had a morsel offood since last night. - fancy! and you are sayingyou have forgotten? brother! brother,don't make me run please.. ..i am alreadyhaving a big hangover. so you couldn'tdigest my wine, right? firstly you drank my wine andrest of it you gave to your dog. brother, don't involve shanky in it. what do you knowhow i feel about him.

scoundrel!- brother! firstly you ruined my night andmade me starve in the morning. on the top of it,you feel about a dog? brother, don't.- come here. you come here. brother! brother, stop. brother, stop i say. hey, don't touch it. it is a property worth millions. oh, my god!

just wait, wretched guy! wait. where will you run and escape. fancy! where will you run from me? i will never spare you. wait, brother. wait. not now. where has that rogue gone? i see. he hasclimbed up mt. everest.

if you are henry, i am ten singer. oh, brother is coming up. brother, what are you taking?thirty plus? brother! brother, don't be crazy. happy! the door, fix the door. happy, please save me from brother. i will show you brotherchiksi's magic just now. brother, no! help! oh, brother!

scream! shout on your top. not even yourangels can save you now. brother, i am sorry. what is it? what do you want? quiet. why are you making me quiet? talk softly. who are you, brother? what are you doing here? with whom are you talking? brother, i think thisman has lost his way.

which brother of yours has come now? oh, darn! brother, leave me and think whathas to be done about this invader. this gun had rusted while lyingunused since such a long time. it will be useful today. you should have askedbefore shooting him. really? so now i will haveto take your permission.. ..before doing any work? not me but him.

him? should i ask that scoundrel? "brother, will you liketo die or something else?" i mean to say youshould have asked who he is. why? did you had anappointment with someone.. ..to break your teeth? oh, oh! what has to be done now? brother, you arehaving the gun with you. what should we do? wait. huh?

wait. when any bird willcome here to drink water.. ..i will shoot it. awesome planning, brother. what if the bullet hits the bird? that's what i want, idiot. what if the bullethits your invader? don't worry. i never miss my aim. it's my turn. it's my turn now. don't you dare!

no one will dare to touch my weapon. how did it fire automatically? do you think any bird willcome in such a cold weather? the rest of the birdsmust have also flown away.. ..on hearing the sound of fire. we should forgetabout food for some time. look there. the sky has cleared. the way will become clear too. someone will definitely come.

the snow hasfallen the entire night. no one except we andthis invader must be crazy.. ..to come here in such cold. it must be.- no. there must besomeone who must know.. ..whether we are here or not. i have forbidden you somany times not to read.. ..the comics of chacha choudhary. get aside!

brother! brother, it is aproperty worth millions.. ..and the other will with it,according to which.. ..someone else toocan get the property. will anyone let millions of rupeesslip out of his hands easily? he will definitelykeep a watch on us. but who? it is possible he issome man from the court. you mean that chadda. no, no, not chadda.not chadda, brother.

it is possible. it is possible that theman of the other will.. ..has appointedsomeone else for this work. like like like one name. defective!- shut up! hey? find him! come on, find him! hey! brother, where are you? come out. we won'tdo anything to you.

i swear by wine, idon't do any harm to you. you will freeze in ice, brother. invader! invader! he is not inside. where are you, you invader? yeah? yeah? yes? fancy, did you find him? don't worry,happy. where will he go? but he can never go in that box.

happy, you don't know howadvanced the technology.. ..has become nowadays. so find him. search himin the box, the trees.. ..search him wherever you like. happy, you are too much. he can never be in the tree. dumbo! find him quietly, idiots. oh, yes. i'll search him behind. "find him quietly, idiots!" huh!

he made our accidentbecause of that invader. duffer! hey? did you see? yes? whom are you talking with? brother, your tidda. then catch him. i am holding it. catch him, fool! oh, yes. oops!

oh! how he is shivering! will you have asmall or large drink? i want patiala. bring patiala. sit down, brother.make yourself comfortable. it is your own house. he didn't even servegrandfather so much.. ..as much he isserving this invader. brother, if you don't mind,shall i ask one thing? why were you hiding onthe terrace in such cold?

and what about when you had tiedme like a victim on the terrace? you shouldn't take sucha trifle thing seriously. how can't i? what if i would have got aheart attack because of cold? say auspicious things! may your enemies get a heart attack. do you know who is my biggest enemy? america? fancy?

brother, don't payattention to his nonsense. yes. you drink the whisky. the whisky. oh, the whisky! whisky! no, no! don't do that, brother. when you couldn't killme by shooting a bullet.. ..you want to kill me byserving me poisoned wine? sir! sir, i thinkyou are still angry. brother, you drinkwhisky comfortably. here. take it.

don't come closer.don't come close to me. i wonder what sort ofcrazy brothers are they. one gets involved ingrandfather and dog.. ..while the otherbangs someone's head. someone makes a person starve. don't talk about hunger. you are talking nonsense since when. shut up! no, brother, i have broughtmany such idiots to right track.

fancy, he is not a invader.. what if he is the invader? i am not scared of him. fancy, he is not aninvader but a detective. isi mark, right? remember one thing. our chacha choudhary isenough for james bond like you. hey, no. no. shut up, idiot.

he is grandfather's detective. brother, neither i aminvader or a detective. i am a shepherd. what? i had laid a bet to spendthe night in this horror house. do you consider our house asa gambling den, scoundrel? fire! bring the fire extinguisher. come on, bring the fireextinguisher. fire extinguisher. fire extinguisher. yes,bring the fire extinguisher.

yes, bring it. car burn ta. this is of the car. will you bring it when theentire house will burn to ashes? oh, yes. here it is. come out. brother, get aside. hey? "three three three three."

"they were three." wow, man! topless house. just like american cars and babes. so you are not a detective. you are not a spy too?- no. and you are not james bond too?- no, brother, no. this is too much. then why did youmake such a big entry? forgive me, brother.

forgive you? i willshoot you now, watch it. oh, darn! brother, one more. catch him. catch him! hey! catch him! is it your father's glass?- i am sorry, brother. rogue, sometimes you pretendto be an invader, a shepherd.. ..a spy, you can'tescape like this. stop! stop! what's wrong with grandfather's gun? brother! brother, no.

brother, where are you going? catch him! brother! catch him. stop! stop! you scoundrel! no, brother! brother! brother,where are you going? brother, you are too much. let him run away if he likes. we shouldn't leave our house.

stop spitting on my faceby standing next to me. give me your hand. give me your hand from front. yes. has fancy gone to drop him home? brother! brother, stopthis chase and let's go home. have you forgotten the conditions? so call out fancy. fancy! fancy!- fancy! fancy..

quiet. why are you making me silent? did you hear?did you hear anything? what? this sound. i am having gas problem.what should i do? no, no, not this. but this. this. do you want me tohear or see something? hear this. yes. right?

yes. yes, this is it. yes. oh, brother! brother.- hey, leave me. get back! goodness me. do you see what i see? yes, brother, the big..quiet. corrupt mind. corrupt mind? i amtalking about the flat-breads. what were you thinking about?

i.. i.. i.. i.. i was watchingthe same thing, the flat-breads. but these flat-bread makers.. there is fancy. fancy! fancy. extra herbs for mybrother's flat-bread, please. come on, come on,strangle (sprinkle) some more. wow, wow, flatbreads. brother. come, brother, come, come. baby, brother.

brother, baby. and he's happy.even i am happy. sit sit down. sit down, happy. sit down, brother. happy, you like cauliflowerstuffed flatbread, don't you? yes, i didn't ask her to make that. and you don't likepotato stuffed flatbread.. ..don't you, brother? no, no. that's what i asked her to prepare.

i can eat anything today. beer? eat, eat beer. that's done. wait, have patience. animal. let me taste it. it's bitter. the poor thing ispreparing stuffed bread.. ..and you are finding faults.

stop, stop. baby. it's tasty, tasty. a little fenugreek. more, more. fenugreek. with love and peace. if billo spots me shewill make pieces out of me. "when i lift my right leg..the left leg comes up.' i am hot. "when i lift my left leg..the right leg comes up.'

"hold my hands, friends." "i forgot how to walk." hello, friends. hello. my name is shushila. shushila. kamla, vimla do you wish to smoke?- karela. kamla. if you wish you can take a pack of.. ..tobacco filled cigarettes from me. thank you, shushila, but what that?

"it's been spinningover my head for so long?" "is the sky sick?" "everyone's at home." "is it a sunday, a holiday?" with two butterflies.- happy boy. do you want to dentthe car, you dentist? "maybe i sprained my neck." "my leg bends." "when i lift my left leg.."

"when i get up fromthe snow i feel shy." "its soft but it also feels hot." "ladies and gentlemenwhenever i try to speak.. ..something stops me from doing so." darling, did you hear that sound? shushila, we reachedhere hearing the sounds. she is pointing upwards andasking me to listen as well. where are you running off too? let's go inside.

hands up. hands up. heads down. brother, you tied me up again. the handcuffs. and where are the police.. ..the constipators(constables) taking us? home.- you are mistaken. happy and i are bachelors. why are you slapping him?- see, brother.

punch him, kick him. he took us to those wretches. brother.- what "brother"? the flatbreads that we were eating.. ..was stuffed with drugs,cocaine and what not. what? marijuana inthe stuffed-bread? and they think weare the drug-dealers. how can they say that? i will talk to them.

listen, constable. actually, the matter is.. inspector sir. inspector sir. inspector sir. bawra. you dare sell drugs and cocaine.. ..in inspector gabru bawra's area.- no, no. and that too in stuffed bread. do you know how muchi like stuffed bread?

tell me, what else have you done? look, inspector sir,without the girls.. ..we cannot prove that theseare not our stuffed bread. yes. we don't even knowhow to knead dough? you will learn it. kneading dough,using a grinding mill. i will teach youeverything in jail. teach those girlswhatever you want to teach. it was their stuffedbread and their cocaine.

when you couldn't rapethose innocent girls.. ..you are not accusing them.- what? what?- what? all those innocent girlsgave us stuffed bread. they tried totarnish our honour. i see. so now girls have startedtarnishing the honour of boys. why? don't boys have any honour? want to know? they don't. they don't.

boys don't have any honour.- i know. that's why you will all be jailed. and i will get promotion. see, we are in jail now. we have lost everything. i had high hopes forthe past three years.. ..but everything is ruined. not just you alone but my dreams.. ..have been shattered as well.

i have lost all hopesalong with the property. we lost the property? why are you saying that, happy? all my dreams will be over.- shut up. this has happenedbecause of your foolishness. you are just as quarrelsome. if you hadn't quarrelledabout that shortie being a spy. ..then this chaoswould have never occurred, and this fool wouldn't have gotan opportunity to use his brains.

why are you yelling at me? you two were enjoyingthe stuffed-bread as well. you should have givenus some poison as well.. ..then at least wewouldn't have seen this day. i am sure to be defamed. you are concernedonly about your respect. what about my respect?- what respect do you have? a useless, fake doctor. and a wandering street-performer.

i am a street.. if i am astreet-performer then you didn't.. ..become a big businessmanwith your drawstring shop either. and what respect areyou talking about? you left your respect backat the village 20 years ago. i haven't heard any lessstories of your respect either. you were caught nudewith a girl. brother! bravo! bravo! now abuse me as well.

forsake whatever littlerespect you have for me. have you doneanything that an elder does? you wouldn't have run awayif you really were an elder. stop your nonsense.- why? why? grandpa was right. you ran away fromyour responsibilities. responsibilities? youtwo were burdens for me. burdens. what else could i have done?

washed your clothes all my life. great. great, brother. now i know how selfishyou have always been. i thought about movingahead in life so i am selfish. if your grandpa had givenme some money at that time.. ..then i would havebeen someone today. but no. he had to raise you two. you were a leach.

and you. father's last mistake. you dropped in as well. you ruined my life. yes. yes, i ruined your life. and yours. i ruined your lifeas well, isn't it? yes, yes, you did it. you two did.

don't hold meresponsible for your weaknesses. why shouldn't i? one brother left me to rotand the other.. - other what? how did i ruin you?- in everyway. you ruined everything. if i ruined everything, happy,then you could've rectified it. why didn't you look for her?- don't change the topic. this is the topic, happy. you didn't look for her.

because you didn't have the courage. and every time you simply cursed me. yes i did.- why? because.. i hate you. and you too. not as much as i hate you two. so, what have you thought? will you admit your crimes? why are you crocking likea rooster in the morning?

i said we didn't commit any crime. all three brothersare in a comic mood. i am asking for the last time.. ..do you admit your crimes or not? why are you repeating.. what.. no, no. not that.- do you admit your crime or not? no, not that. do you admit or not?

gabru! if you touch brother again.. such brotherhood. if he doesn't thenyou will admit it? i will teach all of you. there isn't a single criminal.. ..who didn't admitdefeat before gabru bawra. kick them, punch them,make their plight bad. make mincemeat outof these apes today.

monster, bow before me. ravan is my name. let's begin the ultimatebattle in this battlefield. my left eye flutters. let's return sita andbe friends with ravan. i have a solution for your flutter. my ten heads cannot berazed by any bow and arrow. what is it? free me. fly away.

fly away from hereyou dirty, black ape. hold this monkey's rope tightly. 'hold this monkey's rope tightly.' we don't want toentertain him in lanka. so? how was the drama? come on. hurry up. let's go, brother. wait, wait. we should be headingthat way and not this. brother, the city is downwards.

you are taking us onthe wrong side. no, i am taking youto the right side. we should be heading towardsthe hill and not the city. brother. brother,forget about the property. we might land in jailagain for that property. yes, brother. the police will first comethere looking for us there. happy, you said that.. ..i never fulfilled anyresponsibility of an elder.

so i am going to do that. whether the police followus there or the military. i cannot leave lalaall alone back there. what should i do with them? they dig their own grace. crazy. "once a situation arose where." "it was either do or die." "listen, listen."

"choose, choose." "there were three brother." brother, there are justtwo small hills left now. bring the hills here, idon't have anymore courage. where is the sound coming from? terminators. wonder who gave thishuge ride to this coward? hurry up, fool. no, brother. slowly.

there is no hurry. thanks, brother, i am a biker too. girls. brother. happy. girls. guess. silicon. knowledge. general knowledge. bye, girls. bye, girls. let's go.

brother, they didn'tgive me their number. i took down their number. give it to me as well. let's go. hurry up. are you here on a picnic? check whether anyone'sthere or not. the mountain policeare very smart, brother. they reached before us. there is a slight riskin bringing grandpa out.

and where there's riskthere is us, isn't it, happy? stop clapping. shall we? they even called a tank. happy, tank. as soon as its evacuated.. ..raze this junkyard down. what? deaf, raze.. thisjunkyard down. yes, yes. right away.

we three will try to goin from different places. as soon as i count three.. listen. don't talk. he will get us in trouble. i had to get stuck here. fancy gill, performshis own stunts. one shot. wow, true lies. now the

has the snow frozen your legs? get them out. don't spare them. catch them. fast attack. hail goddess. brother.- don't worry about me. get grandpa i will handle them. it's very cold.

inky pinky ponky. father bought a donkey. donkey died, father cried. brother, do the twist. twist.. hey, you show him. see.- twist. twist. leave me.

cookie singh. who is cookie singh?- me. people normally tattoo thenames of their girlfriend.. ..on their arms and youare carrying your own name. here, hold this. brother.. that's cheating. tank. stop it.

can't you see thereare people inside? there are grandpa's.. ashes. i will be back. stop, stop the bulldozer. move your body. brother. brother, come in. tank commando. brother, careful. tank manhandling.

so this is the mountain mafia. constable. constable. they killed him, run.- catch those scoundrels. i will show these threebrothers who gabru bawra is. damn. he has worn steelpadding between his legs. you dare hit my brother. i will rip open your face. you fatso.

well done, fancy. well done. brother, go get grandpa. i will handle this polar bear. shanky is alive. shanky. shanky. shanky. sorry, grandpa. let's go. brother. brother, grandpa. let's go. go boy.

police. beware. don't anybody move. now this place is under my power. your power? but this place is under our power. did your wives bringthis place in dowry? yes. we are the only gill brothers. i will teach you three a lesson. elopers.- brother.

who are you to takecontrol of this place? who am i? i am this. this. this. say something, chadda. have you lost your tongue? what can i say, chiksi? your grandpa soldthis land and hill.. ..three years ago to him.- what?

on the condition that.. ..he will be given possession today. brother. yes. trying to fit inbreak dance in 'bhangda'. throw him out. i willtake you to hollywood. i will play to highway. this is a shifting pain. if keeps shifting fromone teeth.. to another. where is your father?

listen, at least talk glady alone. look, brother. i will treat your entirefamily's dental problems for free. okay. what about the hot pizza? pizza. for the past threeyears you were saying.. ..that you willreturn with huge wealth. 'their hearts united,so did their fate.' 'they even goteach other's company.'

'but some dreams werestill left unfulfilled.' 'well, at least these threegot their brotherhood back.. ..due to grandpa's will.' 'like its said all is well that..' 'what is this?' what bad news it is now? sign here. but what happened? brother, happy.

she has changed completely. she has progressed a lot. he called us here? not me, baggasu, chandigarh.. ..who has yourgrandfather's second will. another will, another problem. who are you in all this? dang. detective dang. detective. baggasu hired me to see..

..whether the three of you fulfilthe conditions of the will or not. and we didn'tfulfil those conditions. you didn't fulfil the conditions? detective dang. they did,madam, they did. they don't know. what do you mean by i don't know? please shut him up. why are you ruining yourfuture and my reputation? madam, tell them about the property.

mr. khetrapal sold hisproperty three years ago.. ..to the animal welfare board. ..the board will getpossession three years later. we already know that. what is new? the money attained afterselling that property. rs.17,78,09,823. and this amount is to be given.. ..to mr. khetrapal's successors.

17 crores.- yes. 23 rupees.- yes. we will get that.- no, he will. lie. no. "across the sea." "across the sea is thedwelling place of lovers." "someone come and askabout their condition." gurleen.- what gurleen? you didn't even try tofind me after that night.

no, i did but..- but what? you must have married some wretch. no, i am still single. lie.- no. happy, catch that shortie.- no, brother. no, brother. no. didn't you hear? thatshortie got our property. you conman, detective. why are you peeking there?

no, brother, hedidn't get the property. she didn't mean it.- she didn't mean it? you didn't mean it? she didn't mean it?- yes, brother. she didn't mean it. fancy, she didn't mean it. she didn't. she didn't. you fool, she didn't. 'really, grandpa was visionary.'

'great scheming.' 'he brought everyone together.' 'it's rightly said.' 'a father is a father.. ..and the grandfatheris the father's father.' 'hail, grandpa. glory to you.' kidney stone. "my feet make mego round and round." "the milestone of myvillage was somewhere around."

"the heat scorched my feet." "the cool shadow gave me relief." "she couldn't stay too long..with her father." "she had to go away." "the lonely nightwas darker than a lie." "the night of separationwas longer than her tresses." "she came home at dawn." "my kin returned to me." "i never forgot thedoor to your house."

"there weren't anylatch or any sign." "i always said so butyou never listened." "listen, god." "now i don't want to go home."